It's HERE!
I got the scratches.

Little silver nicks on the matte part of the back panel. It isn't going to bother me really, it'll be in a case 99.5% of the time but why should I settle for a flawed phone? Guess I'll be visiting the Apple store -- which I was trying to avoid at all costs.
Driver asked me "Is this an iPhone 5?" Then he proceeded to tell me that a couple UPS guys got caught stealing a couple of them... How stupid is that? You can't activate them without getting caught -- duh.
Here is my tracking - hope this helps someone who is still waiting.
West Chester, PA, United States 09/28/2012 7:46 A.M. Out For Delivery
09/28/2012 6:02 A.M. Arrival Scan
Baltimore, MD, United States 09/28/2012 3:34 A.M. Departure Scan
09/28/2012 1:16 A.M. Arrival Scan
Louisville, KY, United States 09/27/2012 3:26 P.M. Departure Scan
09/27/2012 11:14 A.M. Import Scan
Louisville, KY, United States 09/26/2012 1:23 A.M. Arrival Scan
Anchorage, AK, United States 09/25/2012 2:25 P.M. Departure Scan
09/25/2012 12:50 P.M. Arrival Scan
Incheon, Korea, Republic of 09/25/2012 11:59 P.M. Departure Scan
09/25/2012 8:30 P.M. Arrival Scan
ZhengZhou, China 09/25/2012 5:16 P.M. Departure Scan
ZhengZhou, China 09/23/2012 7:35 P.M. Arrival Scan
09/23/2012 7:05 P.M. Departure Scan
09/23/2012 9:59 A.M. Origin Scan