I'm not getting it.The A9 is wickedly fast
I'm not getting it.Man, it's fast.
I'm not getting it.Shockingly fast.
Oh, finally a nice analogy I can work with!it FLIES through everything
Ok, serious now and fun aside:
You're not getting it. You're not seeing the bigger philosophy behind it. you don't buy an Apple product for its functionality, its speed or its usability (anymore).
You buy it for the spiritual experience of self discovery you are having for the period of owning and using an apple products. it's about discovering and learning about yourself, just with how little (material thicknesses, battery life, new features) you can life with.