LOL so because Safari tabs isnt a big deal for me, means I dont need a smartphone? When did you put cameras in my home to know who I am, what I do and how I use my phone? I mean, I can't possibly not do anything heavy on my phone, I'm not all bent out about 1GB RAM, life is over.....You realize there's a million productive things on a phone besides the ol' safari browser right? Safari must be a horribly important part of your business and life if you're that sore over this, the horror bro, the horror. I wihs you luck in whichever product you choose, I hope you can have lots of tabs, and lots of RAM, you seem important, I hope you get it!
You're criticizing people who find 1GB to be limiting, reminding them over and over that i's "just a phone," and you seem to have a serious problem with idea of using Safari heavily on an iPhone.
It's almost like you can't imagine why someone would want to use the internet.