Update to my iphone drama.
The 7+ Rose Gold has been returned to sender. I called my local sprint store and he said there were 3 other people with the same issue and that he has an e-mail in to a "higher up" to see if he can get the phone (which is now sitting in Pennsylvania) sent back to the store. I also made him aware of that my MB 7+ was recently shipped and that I was worried the same thing would happen to this phone. He told me that he was looking this as well and would update me when he heard back from the "higher up"
This entire thing is really insane. It seems like the issue on UPS' end is that no business name was added to the shipping label so they could not deliver it. The manager from sprint told me that UPS claims to have attempted a delivery but the store was closed, which at 1:30 in the afternoon is highly unlikely.