So... I received my "shipping" emails and tracking information last night around 9pm CST.
Was told directly via email from an SPV of Customer Care that my order was completely fulfilled and that everything would be here today.
I just checked my email again this morning and had received the pre-generated "your product is delayed" email 3 times within a 20 minute timeframe overnight.
This was obviously hours after my shipping email so I'm hoping everything was fulfilled. If not, I might go nuclear on Sprint considering I have that email directly from Marci.