I see Apple PR has now jumped out onto the thread to quell any anti-Apple comments and post links to Samsung Note 7 fire stories ... must have been a longer than normal line up at the coffee bar.
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Geez, can we put the Samsung Note 7 story to bed already.
I think Apple knew about exploding Samsung phones before Samsung shipped them. They timed the iPhone 7 launch to happen right after people's handsets started exploding to take advantage of the poor press for Samsung.Oh behave. It's like coming into a conspiracy forum in here sometimes.
Easy fix. Settings>Sounds>SnakeSound needs to be set to "off."
I think Apple knew about exploding Samsung phones before Samsung shipped them. They timed the iPhone 7 launch to happen right after people's handsets started exploding to take advantage of the poor press for Samsung.
I should have noted that I was entirely joking.I don't know if Apple changed their iPhone 7 release plans and date due to the Samsung battery issue. But I'm certain that issue had a LOT to do with Apple's decision to not release first week's sales numbers.
According to this story, Samsung execs were closely monitoring Apple's iPhone 7 development.
Which model and carrier if you dont mindI have heard none of this on my 7+ and I have good ears.
I don't have an iPhone 7 or heard this hiss in person. But if it's even 50% as bad as that video, it's hardly an issue of people looking for an issue. That sounds horrible.
There will always be a gate. Every year. The year that there isn't a gate anymore, nobody cares and Apple is in trouble.Please no more "gates"....
No conspiracy here, just three facts, a device that hisses, stock shortages, the reluctance to release weekend sales figures this launch. Pretty obvious what has happened this occasion at Apple.Oh behave. It's like coming into a conspiracy forum in here sometimes.
Which model and carrier if you dont mind
I have a theory, the iPhone 7 is the true Slytherin heir...
first "iPhone 7" is a very unusual name for a phone, what does the number 7 remind you of? Horcruxes of course! Voldemort split his soul to seven pieces!
Second, apparently people (or muggles) are hearing "hiss" sounds, guys this is the iPhone speaking in parseltongue, calling its master...
Third, the iPhone 7 and 7 Plus come in two new colors, what are the colors? Black and jet black! And voldemort always wears a black robe...
And lastly, The only new stock wallpaper in iOS 10 is a green waterfall, green is for slytherin.
Apple is slytherin, and the iPhone 7 is the slytherin heir.
Edit: OH AND ALSO, The apple, in the old testament was a tool the devil (THE SNAKE) used to lure eve into the sin! Apple! snake! Are you getting it???
Again, these videos aren't realistic. They probably have a very advanced microphone and have turned that up to full blast so you can hear it.