It is called "History".
Lol, thank you “oh great keeper of history” for deciding for all of us lessers what is relevant & what is not! Thank you for sharing your infinite wisdom w/ regards to how devices designed to get people to stand up more often, encourage them to exercise, prompt them to do deep breathing, and now- alert the appropriate people in case of a serious fall, & warn them of impending heart issues is “irrelevant”... unlike brightly colored music players of yesteryear. We all stand in awe of your magnificence & eagerly await another bathing in your illuminating decrees!
Lol... obviously I’m being sarcastic- but please, remember to preface your OPINIONS with “I think”... “to me it seems like...” & the ilk, and you won’t come off as trying to force them on others w/ the arrogance that they are “fact”, when they are indeed, merely opinions; no more or less relevant than any of the rest of ours!!! =)