I thought the same, and then I realised she was using the Android ecosystem behind my back. I caught her in bed texting with a Note 3. "It's not what it looks like!" she gasped, holding her hands over the stylus to cover the shame of it.
We argued, and inevitably it became my fault.
"Well, maybe if you let me customise things now and then", she grumbled, sliding in an SD card to demonstrate this. "Being with iOS, being with you ... It's just the same thing over and over again. I'm bored. I'm smothered!"
"Fine!" I roared, holding my home button in defiance. "Siri -- delete contact: 'girlfriend'."
"I'm sorry", Siri replied: "I don't understand "repeat combat girlfriend".
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