In related news, Apple's lead iPad product engineer Nikolaj Coster-Waldau (Jamie Lannister) will take the stage next week to introduce new iPads.
Industry insiders familiar with Apple's supply chain predict the new iPads will feature an entirely new design made of dragon glass and Valyrian steel. Suppliers just missed the iPhone production deadline but are on board for a Valyrian steel iPad chassis. "Valyrian steel is impossible to bend without the proper spells," states Emilia Clarke (Daenerys Targaryen), "production of the Valyrian steel iPads requires dragonfire, so as you can imagine the process is a bit of a challenge. I was honored to help Nikolaj tame the dragons and bring these incredible iPads to market."