Live Apple Event Coverage: 'It's Show Time' [Keynote Ended]

[Gorms]

The screen going black for an extended amount of time getting Big Bird in place was the most exciting thing that’s happened so far

 

[derek]

Reanimated Big Bird? Please leave his grave undefiled.

 

[4jasontv]

Where is Oprah?

Is she on stage now? IDK, the live feed isn't really being updated.

 

[B.K.]

Oh puppets... Awesome.

 

[noobinator]

I predict at least one big name person will get fired from Apple for this monstrosity.

 

[yaxomoxay]

I'm hoping SpongeBob SquarePants shows up on stage next.

You weren't far off.
SpongeBob would've been better.

 

[9081094]

I'm hoping SpongeBob SquarePants shows up on stage next.

I hope spongebob squarepants will do a 69 with Pino on stage

 

[timber]

Is everything Apple announced so far just focused on their California demographic?

Of course not. The New York demographic also got some nice stuff.

 

[ninjadex]

Can't they just leave the kids alone? Doesn't anyone think of the children?

 

[Sparkie_e]

The Muppets....no better way to explain the Apple board for making these decisions.....right time to turn it off.

 

[theMaccer]

Is it over yet? I am still waiting for Stormy Daniels on the stage.

 

[smorrissey]

yeah yeah coding is so dumb as sending a man to mars...

 

[mrgraff]

I don't know who this is, but that voice isn't Big Bird.

 

[Shanghaichica]

So from my point of view, this is what someone Tim Cook's age thinks is a cool viral way to get his streaming service trending on social media.

Netflix's shows are hyped organically through word of mouth. Someone on your Facebook watches it, tells you the show is awesome, you watch it, and you pass it on to your coworkers, etc....

Haunting of Hill House is a good example. Drops with little to no fanfare, my brother saw it and told me I had to watch it, watched the first episode, got hooked, etc...

You’ve hit the nail on the head. All of this seems to be trying too hard. There’s nothing organic about this.

 

[McScooby]

Bit late for A Christmas Carol?

 

[dball4]

Just tell me what this cost so I can move on with my life.

 

[HiRez]

I've defended Apple on a lot of things for decades but this might be the day that breaks me. I just can't...

 

[Jeezeypeeps]

95% of the comments on this thread are a great example of the saying - With friends like these who needs enemies.

You think we should be 'friends' with a huge commercial corporation? that's weird.

 

[whoisyourdaddy]

Sticking knives into Michael Jackson’s corpses back.

I know right...should have done it while he was alive and in bed with a random child.

 

[mi7chy]

Interest level hit bottom from Steven Spielberg on. Face placements don't help when content is cheesy.

 

[shanson27]

The most bored show ever

 

[Oblivious.Robot]

Okay, I maybe a bit skeptic but that has to a paid crowd amongst the reporters. No ***** way is anyone going to be clapping and woo at this with such an enthusiasm even at the cringiest moments.

 

[Rogifan]

These segments are way too long.

 

[mrex]

i just came from excercising... turned the apple tv on, and tap the event... but what the hell im watching? a chicken?

 

[daveedjackson]

Can you imaging if Netflix or Amazon did this at the launch of new content.