...and maybe if there's ever a M4 Ultra Mini or Studio you'll get that, but don't expect it to cost much less than $5000.I want a Mac Mini with 8 Thunderbolt Ports that I can connect to my hubs.
The base M1/M2/M3 chips only have two Thunderbolt controllers on the chip. It looks like the M4 might have 4 but that hasn't been confirmed yet.
Each full-fat Thunderbolt 3 port needs the processor to provide the equivalent of 4 lanes of PCIe; if you want to connect a display for that port the GPU/Display engine has to be able to provide a DisplayPort stream to it; the power supply also has to have the potential to provide 15W to each port (more if you want to charge your laptop from it).
Each USB A or Ethernet port only takes a fraction of the bandwidth of a TB3 port and, on a desktop, can probably use some of the "spare" internal I/O bandwidth that would be used for keyboards and trackpads on a laptop.
The presence of USB A ports is not what's stopping you from getting your 8 TB ports. The problem is that TB3 ports are expensive both in terms of cost and CPU resources.