The rep I called did say that "Good news, your order is in Processing and will ship tonight." He said that since I chose 2-day "Expedited" shipping, it's possible I'll receive it Thursday. Of course he said that's up to FedEx (or whichever carrier), and it could still be Friday or Monday.
Also mentioned that it's probably going to be drop-shipped from China.
Best news I've heard all day (it's been a loooong Tuesday).
Especially considering that I just read my perfectly powerful iPhone 4 is approaching planned obsolescence.