Hey bud, while I'm sure everyone is very impressed with you being an AAPL shareholder (you having mentioned it about 85 times today), which you and anyone else with a spare $242 could claim. I would like to speak up and say that I don't think AAPL is doing enough marketing/incentivizing to students and educators.
Educators that teach on Macs have students that will.. you guessed it, learn on and end up buying Macs (in theory anyway). Giving, as I think you put it "poor college students", a break on Macs increases the likelihood that when they grow up, hopefully graduate college, make some money and then keep buying your products -- and probably the more expensive ones. Giving a student $100 on a $1000 laptop is indeed a short-term hit, but one that will almost certainly get recovered when they come back around to buy that $2000 laptop, an iPhone, an iPad and those little anti-glare scratch protection screens in a few years when they graduate. So I say, give them more of a break on prices now, get them hooked and have a customer for life!