Also, we'd need a gentleman friend for Mr Lube for the gay market. Mr Lubed, perhaps?mpw said:
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OK, you go and bribe the town council, and I'll have the footings dug out before you get back.mactastic said:
Since the employees are to be the forum members, we'll have a regular influx of Newbies each day, and we'll have to assign them all to jobs. Does everyone start in the Mail Room? :braces for male room jokes:
If somebody gets banned from the forums, who gets their cubicle?
Do Demi-Gods get better cubicles?
Will our products always be released on Tuesdays?
If somebody gets banned from the forums, who gets their cubicle?
Do Demi-Gods get better cubicles?
Will our products always be released on Tuesdays?
All newbies start in the salt mines.
All demi-gods & demi-godesses get the key to the private bathroom.
All demi-gods & demi-godesses get the key to the private bathroom.
Cout me in as the Manager of Technology intigration for our IT staff. I can test both new and old hardware systems to be sure they meet our company model.
We will support PC's and Windows, but not allow them in the office, as we are a Quality buisness!
If they are glass cubes, we can integrate Polorized LCD technology to make them opaque and or dark for those private Macrumors corporate moments!
We will support PC's and Windows, but not allow them in the office, as we are a Quality buisness!
mpw said:
If they are glass cubes, we can integrate Polorized LCD technology to make them opaque and or dark for those private Macrumors corporate moments!
Clix Pix said:
Hey!
We also need a photo editing department! Can we make you the director of that group?
But can you brew a mean pot of coffee?~Shard~ said:What a cool concept, I like it! As you say Doctor Q, surely with our varied talents and skill sets we'd make a formidable company.
Personally, I am an Electronics Systems Engineer with a CS minor so I could code microprocessors or write programs if need be.
I am also big into investing, so I would be happy to manage the corporate funds and make us even more money with our money. Stocks, forex, you name it... Hmm, perhaps we should just start a hedge fund, I'd be all over that...
Being that I do acting and modeling on the side as well, I could be featured in any advertisements for our company...
Oh, and since I'm a word traveller, I could easily work with our international arm as well.
Just make me the Senior Vice President in Charge of something and I'll be happy.
No?
Then your fired!
Question: If we do all our work over the internet do we have to wear ties?
I don't really have any marketable talents....
Hmmmm.....
I know!
I can cook. So I'll work the cafeteria.
80k people...katie ta achoo said:Can I be the CFO?
I likes me the financialness.
Heck, I want to control the snack food vending machines along with the Starbucks kiosks.
Of course knowing some of these members ... I'd probably make more money with the Swisher Cleaning management contract. But that is likely on the wrong end of the company for me.
