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jdechko · Sep 28, 2006

@ Skunk & mactastic,

I guess count me in with you guys... I'm a CAD Manager here at the office, so I guess I'm pretty good with AutoCAD. (We'll have to get some of the software guys to port it to OS X first, though

).

~Shard~ · Sep 28, 2006

Unorthodox said:
But can you brew a mean pot of coffee?
No?
Then your fired!

But I don't drink coffee! Damn!

Unorthodox said:
Question: If we do all our work over the internet do we have to wear ties?

Of course not - we don't have to wear anything at all if we don't want to!

Although the iChat video conferences might get a bit uncomfortable if we did that...

jdechko said:
I guess count me in with you guys... I'm a CAD Manager here at the office, so I guess I'm pretty good with AutoCAD. (We'll have to get some of the software guys to port it to OS X first, though ).

Sounds like our first project and product offering - let's port AutoCAD to OS X ourselves! Great idea!

0098386 · Sep 28, 2006

I'm funny in real life so maybe I'd keep morale up? I know! you wouldn't guess!

~Shard~ · Sep 28, 2006

raggedjimmi said:
I'm funny in real life so maybe I'd keep morale up? I know! you wouldn't guess!

How's the title of "Corporate Jester" sound?

yellow · Sep 28, 2006

16-bit game tester.

TEG · Sep 28, 2006

I call VP for Webspace Design.

I know of an awesome program we can use to create the webpages, it is awesome, and allows for the Noobs to do entry on the pages.

TEG

mactastic · Sep 28, 2006

jdechko said:
@ Skunk & mactastic,

I guess count me in with you guys... I'm a CAD Manager here at the office, so I guess I'm pretty good with AutoCAD. (We'll have to get some of the software guys to port it to OS X first, though ).

God I wish AutoCad would get ported to OS X.

I'll settle for being able to boot into Windows for the time being though. Beats the hell out of VPC...

Lau · Sep 28, 2006

Unorthodox said:
Question: If we do all our work over the internet do we have to wear ties?

No, if we're videoconferencing, all we need are these and our underpants.

Link

mpw · Sep 28, 2006

Lau said:
No, if we're videoconferencing, all we need are these and our underpants.

Link

I only have one decent pair of pants so I'll need notice of any meetings.........or you all* have to promise not to look. *(Special dispensation for you Lau ;-))

yellow · Sep 28, 2006

Lau said:
No, if we're videoconferencing, all we need are these and our underpants.

Skantily clad men? We have MJ.. how's that for a start?

skunk · Sep 28, 2006

yellow said:
Skantily clad men? We have MJ.. how's that for a start?

Overdressed.

Allotriophagy · Sep 28, 2006

I do not know why you lot are bothering to pick out jobs like designer and director. Your choices are TOP, BOTTOM and MISCELLANEOUS.

Filming starts at 11.

skoker · Sep 28, 2006

Jaffa Cake said:
Fantastic idea. I propose iGary don the Mr Lube outfit his encyclopedic knowledge of Lube makes him the perfect candidate.

Flavours are all well and good, but would MR Lube come in a sugar-free variety?

Presenting proof that I suck in Photoshop!:

emw · Sep 28, 2006

Lau said:
No, if we're videoconferencing, all we need are these and our underpants.

Why is it we need underpants?

Jaffa Cake · Sep 28, 2006

skoker said:
Presenting...

Well done, sir. And is that Comic Sans you've used there? Nice touch.

While we're at it, can I propose that we use Comic Sans as our corporate typeface?

mpw · Sep 28, 2006

emw said:
Why is it we need underpants?

All soft furnishings are company property

Sun Baked · Sep 28, 2006

emw said:
Why is it we need underpants?

To keep the question of whether you shave or not a moot point, especially with the mandatory kilts.

Blue Velvet · Sep 28, 2006

Can I nominate Skunk for:

• Organisation historian
• Services manager (furniture)
and...
• Horticulturist

Doctor Q would also have multiple hats; research and public relations.

thedude110 · Sep 28, 2006

I'll train the lot of you.

And if you mess around in or bring any horticulture into my classroom ...

I'll also take the newbies new to English under my wing and get them up to speed.

I'd also like to be in charge of evil glares, if possible.

Unorthodox · Sep 28, 2006

skoker said:
Presenting proof that I suck in Photoshop!:

View attachment 58675

Right idea.
Just the wrong half of the body.

emw said:
Why is it we need underpants?

Because we're going to have leather chairs.
Sweaty bums and leather don't mix.

Blue Velvet said:
Can I nominate Skunk for:
• Horticulturist

What, have a web-cam pointed at a garden?

skunk · Sep 28, 2006

Blue Velvet said:
Can I nominate Skunk for:

• Organisation historian
• Services manager (furniture)
and...
• Horticulturist

I'll need a QC assistant on the Horticulture, of course: you up for that, Blue, in between designing the corporate logo and stuff?

emw · Sep 28, 2006

mpw said:
All soft furnishings are company property

Ah yes, the casting couch. My bad.

I can be the guy who shows up to meetings with nothing valuable to say, but eats all the donuts.

count chocula · Sep 28, 2006

i'll head up our legal department, but because i havent yet attended law school, i'll be a michael scott type.

TEG · Sep 28, 2006

Jaffa Cake said:
Well done, sir. And is that Comic Sans you've used there? Nice touch.

While we're at it, can I propose that we use Comic Sans as our corporate typeface?

IF I SEE COMIC SANS AGAIN, I WILL KILL....

TEG

emw · Sep 28, 2006

thedude110 said:
I'd also like to be in charge of evil glares, if possible.

Which eyes will you use - the ones in front, or the ones in the back of your head?

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