MacRumors Forum Members, Inc.

[count chocula]

I hereby decree (is there a secretary taking this down?):

all corporate memo's will be in comic sans.

 

[Doctor Q]

Doctor Q would also have multiple hats; research and public relations.

I don't want to actually do anything. I just want to sit back (which requires that I be issued a chair) and get my 1/85,120 share of the huge profits rolling in. Oops, it's now down to 1/85,146.

 

[emw]

Oops, it's now down to 1/85,146

Soon it will be back up to 1/85,145

IF I SEE COMIC SANS AGAIN, I WILL KILL....

all corporate memo's will be in comic sans.

 

[skoker]

IF I SEE COMIC SANS AGAIN, I WILL KILL TEG

Somebody better put this guy on Suicide Watch!


Anyways, I'll head up our Travel department, flying Mr. Lube to guest appearances as needed (on Southwest, of course! Got to give him a dose of that ™'d rage before he stars at a 4-yr-old's birthday party )

 

[thedude110]

I just want to sit back (which requires that I be issued a chair) and get my 1/85,120 share of the huge profits rolling in. Oops, it's now down to 1/85,146.

Right.

I'm passing training responsibilities off to iSaint.

I'd like to start the Department of Baiting People into Being Banned to Protect Our Profits And Income.

That's the DBPBBPOPAI for those of you who are to stupid to abbreviate things.

Which I assume is most of you.

You stupid people.

 

[Unorthodox]

I don't want to actually do anything. I just want to sit back (which requires that I be issued a chair) and get my 1/85,120 share of the huge profits rolling in. Oops, it's now down to 1/85,146.

All the people with less than 1 post don't get any pie.

That'll bring it down a lot.
Since you're caption number cruncher, I'll let you worry about the exact amount.

 

[mpw]

...That's the DBPBBPOPAI for those of you who are to stupid to abbreviate things...

I like how you abbreviated too to to too.

 

[emw]

All the people with less than 1 post don't get any pie.

There's pie? Yummy.

But I don't think thedude110 should get any because he's being a real jerk. If I wasn't so lazy and hungry, I'd mouth off more to him.

 

[TEG]

Comic Sans is the worst Font, followed by FHWA(A,B,C,D,E,E(M),&F).

I'm just saying.

Plus, Suicide is not within my moral bounds. Revenge is though, so go figure.

TEG

 

[After G]

I'll be the person who does the stuff that nobody thinks to do but is necessary to do to get things done.

 

[emw]

I'll be the person who does the stuff that nobody thinks to do but is necessary to do to get things done.

Finally, somebody who refills the ****ing coffee pot when they drink the last cup.

 

[mpw]

I'll be the person who does the stuff that nobody thinks to do but is necessary to do to get things done.

Excellent, that's the 'work' sorted out then!

 

[thedude110]

I like how you abbreviated too to to too.

Hush, you.

 

[pknz]

OMG! Theres Pie!!!
I am so in now

 

[MultiM]

I'm pretty new but I'm really good at managing an inventory. Will there BE an inventory? All labels in Comic Sans......

 

[Zwhaler]

I swear the pie sold me.

 

[Unorthodox]

Hmmmm... Wow....
Hit the pie nail right on the head.
If I'm going to need more ovens.

Morale is high!

 

[skunk]

Moral is high!

Morale may be high, but moral is as low as ever.

 

[~Shard~]

I swear the pie sold me.

Whenever Doctor Q and pie are involved, all that can result is 3.14159265358979323846....

 

[MultiM]

....hell, I'll work for pie.

 

[joepunk]

I'll take a junior Graphic Designer position. Have to start somewhere.

 

[iRachel]

oooohhhh, I want in. Let's see, I'm a grad student in the humanities, so I have no usable skills, though I can teach public speaking. I suppose I could train people.

And I want some pie.

 

[TEG]

Is the pie Apple???



TEG

 

[rdowns]

Since the employees are to be the forum members, we'll have a regular influx of Newbies each day, and we'll have to assign them all to jobs. Does everyone start in the Mail Room? :braces for male room jokes:

If somebody gets banned from the forums, who gets their cubicle?

Do Demi-Gods get better cubicles?

Will our products always be released on Tuesdays?

I have an office and an Aeron chair now. I don't do cubicles anymore.

And I have a parking spot too.

Presenting proof that I suck in Photoshop!:

View attachment 58675

I got dibs on using this as a 'tar.

 

[MonksMac]

Oooo just had another idea for the marketing, an advert showing the MR Lube™ being applied to one member by another......obviously the person applying the MR Lube™ would need hands that look good on camera??

When I first saw this post the first thing I thought of was KT, The Famous Hand Model!