iPAD AA
Hello I am an iPad addict.
Hello, iPad addict
I am already addicted to the iPad and all that is printed or mentioned or even thought about in the minds of everyone.
I must confess that even before the ink was dry on the Announcement Event with His Royalestness and Most Wholey-ness Lord Jobs, I had pen to paper and had drawn the size of the most magical iPad onto a piece of construction paper left over from grade one almost 59 years ago (I was saving it for a REALLY special magical revolutionary occasion - and this was it!).
I used my EXACTO knife kit, a stainless steel straight edge and a bezier curve analyser to guarantee that I was using the Golden Mean to make all of the correct sacred symbolic magical cuts and curves.
But alas my addiction got the better of me and I was not able to fashion the internal components - including the dropout for the missing camera - and all I experienced in reality was a plethora of paper cuts and a massive case of the shakes. Which makes it truly worthwhile that there was no camera installed.
Today, I have downloaded all of the linked true-to-iPad illustrations and after painstakingly cutting and GlueSticking the various components (it is so nice to have the processor onboard now) I have plugged it into my adapted keyboard and am waiting for the battery to fully charge.
So far I have only been able to use two screens but I am sure once I can sync it to iTunes, I will be able to fill up that 1.24 TB with ease! What an upgrade!!
Thank you for listening.
PS: Can't wait for the origami posts! There are some great ones on instructables.
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