I wish. In fact the enterprise version is not available for individual purchasers (who apparently have no right to privacy as far as Microsoft is concerned).
Let me me play devil's advocate for a moment here.
I understand that my political views (which can be summed up as "total surveillance of everything ever is a good idea") might color my perception, but... why do you care so much about Microsoft gathering usage data from your consumer operating system on you consumer laptop that you use for watching Netflix?
Surely you use Facebook, Google, YouTube, right?
Those do the same.
If you need to comply with specific regulations for your business, buy Enterprise.
If you just want to go full tinfoil, just install Trisquel Linux on a LibreBoot laptop
Yeah, and I guess all the people who are not Windows developers paying $800/year for a subscription are not worthy of privacy.![]()
Apparently Microsoft doesn't sell privacy for less than $800/year.
Microsoft (nor Apple or Google) isn't required or expected to give you privacy unless you pay the price they name.
If you are not comfortable with that, look elsewhere, but tbh this sounds positively tinfoilish to my ears.