Introducing Windows 9! Here are some of the amazing new features:
- Requires a nuclear power plant.
- Power plant intended to provide support for our new feature: Portable Stove Express! No longer must you choose between working on your tablet and cooking dinner! True freedom!
- Metro UI is now overlaid onto the desktop in a very artistic way that reminds me of some sort of MS Escher painting...
- Introducing fat binaries! (kidding)
- Your existing windows 95 programs still run!
- Your existing windows 8 programs don't.
All for the low price of $900! Get it while it's hot! (lol)
- Requires a nuclear power plant.
- Power plant intended to provide support for our new feature: Portable Stove Express! No longer must you choose between working on your tablet and cooking dinner! True freedom!
- Metro UI is now overlaid onto the desktop in a very artistic way that reminds me of some sort of MS Escher painting...
- Introducing fat binaries! (kidding)
- Your existing windows 95 programs still run!
- Your existing windows 8 programs don't.
All for the low price of $900! Get it while it's hot! (lol)