beige boxes: Arent' pc's like that? Of course they are, not the beige boxes of 1995 like you said, but they are equally tasteless in their vast majority
Then don't get one of this supposed "vast majority", get one with kickass design, like a Vaio. Since you're willing to pay Mac money, you don't have to resort to clunky bargain-basement PCs. The smallest Vaios make the MacBook Air look oversized.
malware, viruses: So you think this is not a problem them. Ok then why has ms themselves equipped windoze with a malware protection scanner and if yo dont activate your antivirus you get a red flag: your computer is not secure?
To cover their own asses, to the point where there's no gratification in spreading malware. The morons who manage to get a Vista PC virus-infested are either complete n00bs, or they're asking for it by downloading warez with embedded viruses AND ignoring the warning issued by UAC, or they're clicking YES > OH YES > I'M 100% SURE > I'M REALLY REALLY 10000% SURE when a Russian porn site asks if it can install a program on the system. I never had any viruses back in the Win98 days when it was much easier to get them, and I sure as sh*t don't have any now.
winbloze: Doesn't it? In their two last versions they incorporated a search funtion available ages ago in macs
Do your research. Microsoft was the first company to demonstrate an instant search function (in an early build of Longhorn), long before Spotlight was known to anyone outside Apple. Apple and Google, who both have a much much shorter time to market, beat Microsoft to the punch, which wasn't hard to do given that Longhorn/Vista was delayed several times. This timeline is well documented, sorry.
Tell me of ONE, JUST ONE, feature that ms has in their os (other than cut paste merge) that is superior to macs. JUST ONE?[/B]
Windows Update makes Apple's crude (and obtrusive) Software Update look like something out of 2002. Explorer has a lot of functionality you won't find in Finder, such as cut/copy/paste files, undo file operations, and full Explorer functionality in Save and Load dialogs. It has way, way easier setup of a home network, like if you want to map a network drive permanently to your machine and have it act like a local disk. Mounting network shares permanently in Leopard is quirky. And when you do heavy duty file operations like move several gigs over the network or to an external drive, Vista shines because if it stumbles upon a file that's open, locked or for some reason can't be moved or copied, it will pause the operation, ask how you want to proceed, allowing you to close the file (if that's the problem) and then continue the operation when you're ready. Wanna know what Finder does? It flat out gives up and leaves you to sort out the file mess, like older Windows versions did. iTunes, while technically not part of the OS, can't even monitor folders for updates, you have to add files manually. WMP will keep constant track of your media folders and update the library accordingly. Those are a few I can think of right now. I could give you a similar list where OS X outshines Windows, but you didn't ask for one.
Windows registry:Again of course this not a problem that's why registry fixers and cleaners are the no. 1 download for pcs and the forums abound with issues for the registry...
It's something a normal user may do once or twice a year if he wants to maximize performance. Only crazy-assed gamers and warez junkies who install and uninstall a dozen applications a day and are totally anal about optimal performance 24-7 need to mess with the registry so much that it becomes a weekly or monthly chore.
Honestly, both Windows and OS X are perfectly functional environments to work in, they both have their pros and cons, it's a matter of taste more than anything else. Just as long as you don't become a fanboy of either platform, you're in the clear.