There seems to be a pent-up desire to deliberately misunderstand these ads just for the heck of it. Is it really that hard to get?
Nobody's misunderstanding anything here, my friend.
Every Mac sold means a (potential) market share shrinkage for Microsoft (I'm saying potential since some Mac users are BootCampers). Whether MS makes the hardware or not is irrelevant, it's still their market share at stake.
Ah hah! So it seems Standard Oil is starting to see its monopoly weaken, ever so slightly, and they're pissed off.
How does one address that? Hit Apple where they're weak -- price and limited choices.
Apple isn't "weak" in that regard when you consider that Apple don't cater to the "computers-as-commodity" or the "$300-food-stamp-PC" markets. It's a totally different target market altogether. Apple don't have a very low-end offering because they're not interesting in giving low-end offerings. Simple as that. Not to dredge up the old, tired "car" analogy again, but here goes. Why isn't there a little $7,000 Aston Martin minivan for soccer moms? Because they don't make/don't want to make cheap minivans! They prefer sports cars. Because. they. are. a. sports. car. brand.
1. Communicate that PC gives you more computing power for the money.
Highly subjective.
2. Communicate that PC = choices, choices, choices. You can get one that costs 1/3 of the cheapest Mac or one that costs 4x the most expensive Mac. You can get a pink one, a round one, and probably one enclosed in a clay pot too.
Again I ask, why do they care? It's becoming pretty clear now...Standard Oil wants their cut.
Key phrases:
Lauren: "I'm a PC and I got just what I wanted".
Subtext: Apple's limited and streamlined product line, along with the narrow price point window, implies an attempt to dictate what the user wants, in a "You can have your Ferrari red, red or red" sort of way.
Giampaolo: "I'm a PC because I'm really picky".
Subtext: The choice thing again; he's very specific about what he wants, right down to the size of the keys (due to his "big hands" which would probably hit all 4 cursor keys at once on a MB/MBP). I.e. one of those people who look at the menu and say "Can I have that one but with olives and without the onions?" He wouldn't like an Apple restaurant because they're like the "Soup Nazi".
Again, what a ridiculous reason for choosing one computer over another...because of the size of the cursor keys? Again we see it, these ads are all over the hardware, the hardware, the hardware, while ignoring the vast, truly deal-breaking differences between the Windows and Mac software platforms. Standard Oil is probably very aware of what the outcome would be if they staged a true, no-holds-barred "Windows vs. Mac OS X" ad campaign. (As if they haven't already given Apple enough free advertising as it is.)
The end.
Oh, far from it!