I can't say I've ever used the Surface, so I'm not in a position to comment on the quality of the product.
However, something about seeing Steve Ballmer fail makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside!
He's the biggest and most arrogant you-know-what in the industry, and all of us who know the history of Microsoft and how Steve Ballmer got involved in the company can appreciate how much he lucked into the life he got. He was a loud-mouthed loser friend of Bill Gates at Harvard, with no interest in computers or technology at all. His interest was in making big bucks and having lots of power...period.
So, he takes over after Bill Gates leaves, and he competes for several years against Steve Jobs. Now granted, Jobs was not the engineer/programmer/artist/Renaissance Man he fashioned himself to be, but at least he had a tremendous appreciation for product design and the potential of technology. As others have pointed out in this thread, Ballmer is (and was) a salesman, and not necessarily a very good one. You can only imagine how his life would have turned out if he had never known Bill Gates.
So, say what you will about the Surface vs. iPad vs. Android. I personally prefer the iOS system (and the Apple ecosystem, more generally), and I don't really care what everyone else uses. But I love to see Ballmer fail and especially knowing that everyone KNOWS he failed! And if any of you need a reminder of what Steve Ballmer's all about, watch this:
Steve Ballmer Going Crazy on Stage
Ballmer Laughs at iPhone
And finally, for those of you who can't remember how Windows actually started out:
Ballmer Sells Windows 1.0
Seriously, is there anyone who actually LIKES this guy? I can't imagine sitting in the same room with him, let alone buying anything from him! Yuck.