Ooooo I forgot one!
1.A person who spends all his time on forums, and generally has no life and lives in his parent's basement.
I like this game, lemme see if I can come up with one myself!
Troll: An individual who was abused as a child (possibly sexually), and has developed a complex, by which they go to one tech site, and promote a competing product. While trolls, being the insecure and underdeveloped individuals that they are, think people care what they say, the opposite is in fact true. Due to trolls social awkwardness and sexual inadequacy, it is best to treat them like they have special needs when you encounter them. It is often appropriate to use small words, and compliment them, as these individuals are mentally ill, unstable sociopaths that could very well shoot a place up.
It is ok bud. You are doing a goooood job with your posts. Keep up the goooood woooork.