If you are near an Apple Store, try swapping the keyboard. My experience was very positive. 10 minutes (5 of which was just waiting for the manager to be available to authorize the exchange) and I walked out with the wired keyboard. Their POS (does that really stand for Point Of Sale or the other?) said I owed them $0.01... But they fixed that too.
Thanks for that and LOL POS; I did use the Magic keyboard for a few hours though...in hopes of getting used to it.
I'll try to cancel the wired keyboard at Amazon and see what the 5th Avenue store says (they've been awesome with me lately.)