Bwahahaha...yeah I can
totally see that happening!
Phil Schiller: So Microsoft says we charge too much for our hardware!
Steve Jobs: No sh*t? What did they say, exactly?
Phil: Well, they just started airing this ad where they give this Lauren chick a thousand bucks and tell her to find a laptop with a 17" screen, and if she finds one, she can keep it. And get this! She goes to Best Buy and picks out this crappy little HP Pavilion! It's a disgrace!
Steve: Wait, she didn't get a MacBook Pro?
Phil: Uh, Steve...the 17" MacBook Pro starts at $2,799.
Steve: No ****? IT DOES? Well, what do we do? We can't have Microsoft underpricing us! We'll go out of business!
Phil: Hmmm...I got it! Let's undersell their asses! Start selling the MacBook Pro for $899, and then Lauren will return that piece of sh*t for a decent computer!
Steve: Sounds like a plan! Done!
No, seriously...that was verbatim. I actually overheard them.