They are for switchers from Android phones who think they need a stylus. They never use it, but they want to buy one with their phone. It's like antivirus software for the Mac. You don't need it, but some people want to buy it.
Yes, you really seem worked up.
Myself, I just enjoy watching a trainwreck sometimes. Like the trainwreck that is Samsung advertising. It's so bad, it's funny. Like that creepy stalker watch ad which is just unbeatable.
Not worked up at all
That comes off as emotionally invested to me
And no - wishful thinking if you think the thousands upon thousands of stylus that have been sold to Apple customers is because they switched from Android. Seriously. That's just obtuse.