What a Mo-Mo! Come on man...seriously? You're worried about getting hurt??? Waiting in line for a computer? Good Lord...Can't figure out how I made it to this age; not wearing a helmet on my bike as a kid....or having a seatbelt on in the car....or being "Smoked" around

LOL...You need to grow a pair! Stand up for yourself, maybe go for a jog or lift a couple weights...then go jump in line for an iPad. My guess...you won't get beat up. But as they say, YMMV.
To the topic. I'm 40 this year. I've never, ever waited in line for any product on a release date. Never have *had! I did it this time. Jumped in line, local Wal Mart (cause everyone else was at Best Buy) at 1pm. 3rd in line. Got the rig I wanted. Done. In those 4 hours, I met a dozen folks that I now consider friends. Great people, excellent conversation....believe it or not, we all had slightly similar interests in life

In fact...when a half dozen of us had our iPads in hand after 5 o'clock....we walked, in a pack across the street...right past all those folks STILL outside, in line...in the cold at Best Buy....and we were all able to pick up a Smart Case for our new toy.
There's a first for everything. For some reason...for me, it was justified this time. I'm pretty much an average American...almost forty, with a wife and young son, two mortgages and car payments. I absolutely did NOT feel like a dork, nerd, douche bag, or any of the spider feeding, downstairs at Mom's house living compliments some of you have thrown out. In fact....at 5:15, I felt....Smart! Intelligent....and Happy to own the iPad2 (I bought iPad1 day two of availability, locally...no wait at Best Buy!)
My $.02
J