Trust me...I am watching the orders like crazy. I want the watch so bad and hence why I put so much effort into the spreadsheet so I could get a definitive picture of what is happening. I am afraid to say that according to the spreadsheet, the watches ARE being fulfilled in order (obviously by model too).
So as much as I want to complain...I just have to be patient because it's clear Apple are only up to the 08:07 mark for AWS BSB.
I just calculated that I am in position 37 from :07 for the AWS BSB I ordered at 8:49. I wonder how that correlates to the real world in England. I'm going for 20, 000 to 37, 000 ahead of me at most realistically speaking.
Furthermore, I noticed that some users were talking about the Apple Watch and iPhone 1. I found this to entertain you whilst waiting:

On other news, they have announced new regulations for third party band creaters: https://www.macrumors.com/2015/05/04/apple-watch-bands-dev-guide/
Some of the guidelines:
- Bands for Apple Watch must integrate two lugs that mate with the Apple Watch Band Interface
- Bands must not integrate magnetic chargers.
- Bands and lugs should pass a 72 hour salt mist test as specified in ASTM B117 with no visible corrosion
- Bands for Apple Watch must comply with applicable environmental regulations in the regions in which such bands are to be sold, and any applicable substance or material restrictions.
What's funny about this is that a new report came out suggesting the diagnostic port can charge the Apple Watch much faster than the magnetic method. Will we see third party band watch charges? How would they create a flexible medium or would we see solid link bands that are batteries? Interesting stuff!
Anyway... that's my part for today.. now what else can I do to get my mind of this Apple Watch..