It's 2010 and I'm witnessing Quake with portals meets Star Wars planet scouts hovering and getting crates falling through portals to smash them?
Then I get to see an impersonal board game view of Fantasy meets characters drawn like Bladerunner meets TSR and I'm supposed to be enthralled?
Seriously?
Do you really think you sound clever here? Have you even played Portal, one of the finest first-person games of the last 10 years?