Can understand being “very cryptic” after that attempted ransom that just went dark. (No pun intended.)
Anyway—it’s pretty easy to assume Apple will bring the bold colors to their laptops, but my Apple-trained gut says there’ll be a new MacBook—just “MacBook.” Interestingly, a schematic floating around Twitter that got virtually no coverage showed aesthetic details very similar to the most recent of plastic MacBooks. (No way they’re plastic though.)
True story, I tried getting my grandma on an iMac and thought it was so beautiful. Now I look at the same model and just think “wow, that is so f—ing ugly and stale.” I suppose Apple didn’t want their (arguably?) most iconic computer upgraded—especially a full redesign—until they could put their industry-shattering silicon into it.