Wow. That was a lot of whining and content free posts.
Let me try to parse this against observations. In doing so I will take as true Apple will do a major update to iPhone to LTE, issue an iPad update, and release a new smaller iPad.
Firstly let's all take note of the FACT Apple quietly updated iPad2 with a die shrunk processor of about the same performance spec that uses battery 20% more efficiently and has considerably less heat.
That fact alone blazes the trail for a practical mid-sized iPad with its more compact form factor, less volume, so heating and battery are a major factor. It may even be the first product to use the lower power consumption displays. We'll see. I would expect it to be released as wifi only, but if it does have LTE it will use parts common to what I will call iPhone 5 (tick-tock).
iPhone 5 LTE. Of course. This is the worst kept secret ever and is made possible by the die shrink given the volume limits of LTE devices. I hope they actually make the battery bigger. Maybe even offer an Apple branded battery extender that is "cool". I would also like to see an Apple branded signal booster ala Wilson.
iPad 3. Of course it's next in line to get the die shrink. I would be surprised to see anything major on the hardware front, perhaps NFC across the line, and of course iOS6 with some fancy doodad that causes marginal buyers to pull the trigger. They love to add obvious features one at a time to stretch out the product lifecyle. It would have been trivial to release iPhone 1 with 3G for example. But from a consumer perspective it was "already great".
I expect to see the iPad Midi to be the K-6 ed push device with new lower cost MacBook Airs as the central station.
I expect to also see all these devices have the newer wifi standard as well as TB in the 30 pin connector.
Check me later.
Rocketman