Bob and Doug's advice to Canadians
Good day. I'm Bob Mckenzie and this is my brother Doug, and today's topic is Rogers' iPhone
Doug: Ok so a lot of people are, like, going to get hosed by Rogers, eh.
Bob: yeah, kinda like getting raped by a male moose during rutting season
Doug: So we've come up with a plan and it's a beauty, eh.
Bob: What do you mean 'we'. It was my idea.
Doug: Take off, eh. It was not!
Bob: You're a hosehead.
Doug: You're a moosehead.
Bob: hey, that's my favorite beer, eh.
Doug: Just be glad you weren't raped by a moose named Roger.
Bob: Like the Brits say, "I was rogered", only we could now say we're all being 'rogered' by Rogers. (snicker)
Doug: Ok, back to the topic. So...what you do is when you get your iPhone, take it in to Rogers and tell them that you found a mouse inside it, eh. Then tell them that you heard that if you find a mouse inside an iPhone, Rogers will give you, like, free unlimited data for a month.
Bob: Beauty eh?
Doug: Hey, it worked with beer bottles, so it should work with iPhones, you'd think, eh.
Bob: So, that's our advice, instead of signing petitions. Let us know if it works, eh.
Doug: Yeah, cause if it works, we'll do it ourselves, eh (snicker)
Bob: Ok, so that's our topic for today.