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Way back when, written languages were mostly pictographic, it seems we're returning to that unfortunately. I personally never use emoji and anyone who does, I stop texting.

If these actually represented a proper pictographic language, I'd be on board. Teaching an entire generation to become fluent in ancient hieroglyphic scripts would be an incredible feat, and like translations of other holy books, would overturn culture when people are able to read the Egyptian Books of the Dead firsthand and see the backstory on where their modern religions actually come from.

But instead we have bacon.

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people consisting entirely of bacon.

Mm... and where would one... meet... said people?



I ask purely out of curiosity, of course, and totally not because I suddenly have any kind of long-buried cannibalistic tendencies exploding into my consciousness like fireworks at the moment.
 
Really sad to see civilization devolving back to the caveman's primitive pictograms. First history, now intelligent communication, is dying a slow death. Emoticons are useful to convey emotion but bacon, et al.?
 
FINALLY, I can just use emoticons to create a sentence at this rate why bother learning the English grammar.
 
I’m still waiting for a pot leaf, joint, and bong emoji … there’s booze ones, and it’s legal in many states … it’s time!
 
My personal fave is the "Liar-face." I agree with others, though. We should have a "Face-palm." But I'd like to go a step further with that. I'd like to see a "Head, Meet Desk":


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Whenever people send me emojis I'm never sure whether they actually mean whatever the emoji depicts or are just making fun at emojis. So I simply don't answer because I don't want to embarrass myself. Part of me hopes that this behavior somehow conditions them to never use them, like ever.

The point is, I really really hate emojis. I know I sound really stubborn and old fashioned, but I really think they just shouldn't exist.
 
Advertisers are using Emoji extensively to fancy up their email subject lines which is really annoying. I wish there was a way to turn off Emoji system wide as well as simply in the mail's subject lines.

Maybe you should just lighten up about it. It's really not that big of a deal.
 
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