ITT: salty people making themselves feel better about not keeping/buying a X.
I don’t have one either but it doesn’t mean I’m somehow ‘wiser’ than those who do.
It's a lot of deflecting. People that didn't get one but really wanted one using some small issues as reason to feel better for not getting one.
"Hahaha, that Porsche had a small recall on a minor part that doesn't matter. That's exactly why I didn't buy it despite the fact I couldn't afford it anyways."