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Q: "Would you like to ****?"

A: "James, your language".

ROTFLMAO.

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Me: "I can't get no satisfaction"
Siri: "I suppose you can't".

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Q: "Do you want to know a secret?"
A: "I try to be satisfied with what I have."

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Q: "What do you think about Android?"
A: "I think differently".
 
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It knows the number of the beast, although probably not technically an Easter egg cause it pulled up Wolfram
 
Me: How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Siri: 42 cords of wood, to be exact. Everyone knows that.
 
Tell it "I am cold".

or "I am sleepy".

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Tell it "My name is captain underpants" (or any other stupid name).
 
Not sure if this has already been mentioned. If you keep asking Siri to 'Open the pod bay doors', he/she eventually gets tired of it, and last time I asked, was told that I was 'being reported to the intelligent agents bureau for harassment'!

I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.
 
I have switched to Australian Siri, cos she sounds nicer than 'Simon Bates'. I do find that I have to try to mimic the accent to get her to understand me, though.

Being Australian I thought I would talk to Aussie Siri in my native accent and ask the following questions (or statements):

"How's it hangin'?"
"Strewth, crikey"
"When's the footy on?"

None of them were interpreted correctly.

It did recognise 'G'day' though, which is something the other languages don't.

Oh, change it to german and ask a bunch of english questions.
It is quite hilarious.
 
I just tried this - pretty funny!

Nino: "I'm lonely"
Siri: "Are you?"
Nino: "Yes"
Siri: "That's what I figured"
Nino: "Do you love me?"
Siri: "I'm not capable of love"
Nino: "Take a photo"
Siri: "Nino, I'll leave the picture-taking to you"
 
This cracked me up.
 

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I find that if I ask the meaning of life multiple times, I get new answers. My fave so far is "All evidence to date suggests chocolate"

I did say "Jesus Christ" and Siri told me that he wasn't in my contacts.
 
What's your favorite color?

My favorite color is... well, I don't know how to say it in your language. It's sort of greenish, but with more dimensions.
 
Im at work and cant use the volume

Does Siri actually say your name when it responds? Like, will it say "Here's a list of stores, Andrew" instead of "Here's a list of stores."
 
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