Siri Easter Eggs

[thesiren]

Terribly sorry to continue this if you're following this thread and have seen this a hundred times, but I discovered this and thought it was pretty funny:

Me: I want a happy ending
Siri: I found a number of massage services fairly close to you:
[list of massage services]

Again, don't hate me... No time to read all the posts on here. But this seemed like something most people wouldn't think to ask, and like an answer some people at Apple probably wouldn't approve of...

you do know how to use the search function, right?

It would have taken you way less time to search "happy ending", found that it had already been posted numerous times, and not posted anything at all instead of going to all the trouble of typing out apologies and explanations for why you "don't have time to read through all the posts."

 

[Drewbster]

How cute.

 

[Drewbster]

I know this is Wolfran but it's still adorable.

 

[Lukkee24]

Sorry if this is already posted, but:

- Sing a song
- Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do...

 

[RedRallyeZ]

Anyone else tried any sports related questions?

she's pretty much been stumped by mine.

I haven't tried the male voice yet though, may have better luck there,

 

[St. Germain]

Anyone else tried any sports related questions?

she's pretty much been stumped by mine.

I haven't tried the male voice yet though, may have better luck there,

For sports scores I use:
"Yahoo search Michigan State Spartans scoreboard"

That web search will show you the result of the previous game and the next game on the schedule.

I've found it most effective when using both the team name and mascot. It's worked on all of the teams I've tried so far. It will work with "score" instead of "scoreboard" but occasionally it will think I said "store" instead of "score." You don't have that problem if you just say "scoreboard."

Until sports are integrated into Siri, this works pretty well.

 

[powerbook911]

I told Siri, "I want to buy a PC."

She said something about, "I couldn't find any keyboard supply stores nearby."

Is this a joke that I don't get, or just a nonsense answer?

 

[mooty]

 

[Starry9281]

Not a sports fan but if you say "Tar", Siri will say "Heels!!". Takes a bit for her to recognize "tar" and not "car" but it's pretty neat.

 

[eawmp1]

Not a sports fan but if you say "Tar", Siri will say "Heels!!". Takes a bit for her to recognize "tar" and not "car" but it's pretty neat.

Not if you are a Duke alumnus.

 

[fuxl]

Not a sports fan but if you say "Tar", Siri will say "Heels!!". Takes a bit for her to recognize "tar" and not "car" but it's pretty neat.

Not if you got beat yesterday

 

[rgarjr]

Not a sports fan but if you say "Tar", Siri will say "Heels!!". Takes a bit for her to recognize "tar" and not "car" but it's pretty neat.

Very cute. She got it in the first try.

 

[randomerratum]

Had this bit yesterday:

"Make an Appointment for..."

"Ok, ... shall I make it?"

"Cancel that."

Ok, cancelled. You're much too busy anyway."

Also - probably my favorite thing is being able to read off a bunch of numbers for her to add up... uses Wolfram, but it comes in handy quite a bit.

 

[Tonewheel]

So.... Siri is seemingly a big toy.

 

[Tetelestai]

I looked and couldn't find another post about this, and can't figure out how to do the screen shot thing, but my wife informed me someone tried:

What do you look like naked?

"Shiny"

 

[Robbietaylor]

Don't know if this has been posted but I found it a little funny

 

[rgarjr]

^
Yeah I believe it says that for every Apple toy.

 

[GravityEyes]

Siri is quite tone deaf.

 

[HKUSP.40]

I found my new church!!

 

[elelover]

so funny

who are you
siri:siri

 

[scorpio1973]

Don't have a screenshot, but . . .

I said "Talk dirty to me."

Siri's response "The carpet needs vacuuming."

LOL

 

[MotleyGrrl]

I just asked her to delete all alarms and she said "Finally... peace and quiet!"

 

[PinkyMacGodess]

Siri is still in beta because they spent so much time figuring out witty comebacks to questions that were obviously going to be asked.

And I'm sure over time Apple will alter the canned answers just to jazz people.

They need the writers of The Daily Show to come up with some...

 

[bgtrack]

This was a good response!

 

[Drewbster]

It looks like Siri has a problem labeling 4G just as much as the rest of the cell phone providers do.

She doesn't take to kind to flattery.

And she can't be unlocked.