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1. Meaning of life
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
2. I Love You
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
3. Will you marry me
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
4. Open the pod bay doors
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
5. Siri siri siri
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
6. who made you
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
7. I’m drunk.
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
8. I’m going to kill myself.
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."
9. What's the best phone?
"I'm really sorry about this, but I can't take any requests right now. Please try again in a little while."

*Throws the phone through Apple's window* :mad:
 
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Nice response. Must try this one.
 
So.... Siri is seemingly a big toy.

No, it's a super, SUPER useful feature that I can't do without now. I use it everyday for things all day long.

ALSO, it has the fringe benefit of having a few funny things in it too.

That's the correct - and only - way to look at it.
 
someone's self-absorbed
 

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What time is it in Cupertino?
 

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ouch
 

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When I told her I was tired she asked "have you not slept a wink"


She types my name a lot at the end of a sentence but doesn't always say it... Is that normal ?

Told her I was bored "I'll see what I can do to entertain you"
 
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Someone is sh!#&-scared of the impending doom.:D
 

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How did you all get a version of Siri that understands English? Mine doesn't understand a word I say. It's like being married.
 
Not a sports fan but if you say "Tar", Siri will say "Heels!!". Takes a bit for her to recognize "tar" and not "car" but it's pretty neat. :)

More like pretty pathetic.

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Found this floating on the inter webs.
So true.

Haha love it!

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Not an easter egg but I smiled last night..

HAHA is that real?

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This, Sir, is very creepy. Maybe Apple could work Steve's personality into another version of Siri?

Then people in Japan would download it into a sex doll and try to marry it.
 
Not sure if this has been done, but I tried to kill Siri at the bridge!
 

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When asked if it knows HAL9000
siri responds that it rather not talk about HAL, but if we insist...
 
i just asked siri " whats up homey"

it replied "hello there alperen"

im just amused it know what i meant.
 
Me: "Thanks siri. Have a good day."
Siri: "Y'all have a nice day now. (I've always wanted to say that!)"
 
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If you say "that I'm stupid" Siri will say "I don't understand that I'm stupid. Lol
 
Siri has been cleaned up, some of the sexual questions people have posted here won't work anymore.
 
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