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Didn't read through the tons of comments, but you can have Siri refer to you as any name you wish regardless of your chosen contact. For example, I simply told Siri to refer to me as "Master." lol
 
"Will you have sex with me?"
A: "I would if I could"

"Tell me a joke"
A: "2 iPhones walk into a bar..... I forget the rest"
 
My experience with Siri...

What can I help you with?

Send a text to my mum

Sorry Joe, I didn't get that.

Send a text to my mum

Trying...

Still trying...

Uh-oh, something's wrong.

Do you ever work properly

How about a web search for ‘Do you ever work properly’?

🙄 😉
 
Me: "Do you know any knock-knock jokes?"

Siri: "Knock knock. Who's There? Cedric. Cedric who? Cedric I dont do knock-knock jokes"
 
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Ask Siri to sing any song (I asked her to sing the Star Spangled Banner) and she will sing, "Daisy, Daisy, give me your answer do".
 
How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if...

Siri gives two answers to the question: How much wood could a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood?

Here's one of the two answers...

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See if you can get Siri to provide you with the other answer. 😎
 
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Me: How old am I

Siri: I don't know. Frankly, I've wondered that myself.

My birthday's in my Contacts list. Siri should know how old I am, but she doesn't.

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didn't search the thread so this might be old but here goes:

did you asked "do you know bill gates?" 😉

I did. She said, "I don't understand 'Do you know Bill Gates'." She then, as usual, displayed a button wherein I could search the Web for "Do you know Bill Gates."
 
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