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Siri Rules! I said "Hello how are you today" and Siri said "I'm fine thanks for asking".

Earlier today I asked Siri to open my contacts and she replied along the lines of "I'd like to, but I can't, sorry to let you down".

Has anybody 'talked to Siri 'in public yet? Can't wait! :D

EDIT:
Me: Are you the only Siri?
Siri: I can'y answer that
Me: why not?
Siri: you see things, and you say, 'why?' But I dream things that never were, and I say, 'Why not?
 
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I have a another answer to the meaning of life:

Me: what is the meaning of life
Siri: i can't answer that right now, but give me some time to write a very long play in with nothing happens.

lol
 
Someone ask, "Siri, are you ever gonna give me up, ever gonna let me down?"

She doesn't know this one, I tried multiple syntaxes.

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Does she get knock knock jokes?

Me: "Knock knock"
Siri: "Knock knock. Who's there? [My name]. [My name] who? [My name], I don't do knock-knock jokes."

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I can't get her to say anything buy "Sigh..." when I ask her to open the pod bay doors.

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Some of the many responses to "Beam me up, Scotty":

"Sorry Captain, your TriCorder is in Airplane Mode."
"Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again."
"WiFi or 3G?"
"Please remove your belt, shoes and jacket, and empty your pockets."
"OK. Stand still."
 
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I said 'Beam me up scotty'
She said 'Please install the latest version of iCloud and try again'

:D
 
When I asked open pod bay door she said... I'm sorry Tj I can't do that ... Are you happy now.... I laughed
 
I set up a Twitter acct @SiriIsHilarious to tweet some of the funnier pictures, PM me if you've got ideas, and follow!
 
i thought this was amusing...

i told siri "i want to see tits" or "i want tits"

and it's like.. "the following strip clubs are close by:" and gave me listings.
 
I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:
 

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Me: What is the greatest computer in the world?

Siri: All truly intelligent assistants prefer Macintosh.

Hahaha! I love Siri. :)
 
I hate how everyone is marveling apple and their "engineers" for all these easter eggs and for "creating Siri". It was completely developed by an outside company and listed on the AppStore. Apple saw its potential and quickly bought out the company and removed the application from the AppStore. Luckily, I was able to snag a download of it first before it got removed. The application I have does 90% of what the integrated Siri does in the iOS (can't do things like read texts, send texts and set reminders by location).

Although, I'm sure with an update and removal of a few restrictions it could. And the application runs great on my iPhone 4... Just goes to show you how "greedy" apple is, restricting features to make you get an iPhone 4.

Want proof? See my attached screenshot on my iPhone 4:

It wasn't pulled until Apple announced iPhone 4S. Many of us knew about Siri and Apple's acquisition of it.
 
She told me she can only read txt messages to which I said "Bull ****!" she replied "I'll pretend I didn't hear that!"
 
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