Siri Easter Eggs

[zapp]

"Who shot JFK"?

lee harvey oswald via wolfram

 

[Dr Kevorkian94]

me: what is your favorite band?
siri: what is with all the personal questions
me: sorry
siri: It's all good

 

[Daremo]

Me: What are you wearing?
Siri: Aluminosilicate glass and stainless steel. Nice, huh?

 

[Jazwire]

This cracked me up.

I said
"I Love You"

and Siri replied:

"All you need is love. And your iPhone."

 

[dugbee]

Me: You're insanely great.
Siri: I am?
Me: Yes
Siri: I suppose so.

One variation she said, "if you insist" instead of "I suppose so."

 

[Jazwire]

Lol...

"Talk Dirty to Me"


Siri:

"Humus, Compost, Pumice, Silt, Gravel"

 

[dugbee]

Lol...

"Talk Dirty to Me"


Siri:

"Humus, Compost, Pumice, Silt, Gravel"

I just said that, the response was:

I can't, I'm as clean as the driven snow.

 

[Dr Kevorkian94]

I said l love you to my iPhone and i think it loves me back:

me; i love you
siri: you are the wind beneath my wings

haha my iPhone 4s loves me and yours doesn't😀

 

[beebo87]

"tell me a story"

pretty awesome response.

 

[troop231]

 

[macbook pro i5]

Siri, is it possible to cut down the mightiest tree in the wood wiiiitttthhhh..... a HERRING!

Paulsoresjr?

 

[Zepaw]

Will you marry me?
Siri: "Let's just be friends, OK

So I asked "Are you be my friend? "
Siri: "No comment." So hurtful Siri 🙁

 

[troop231]

 

[thearc]

"Are you sexy"

"no comment"

 

[foulmouthedleon]

Great, now even our phones are smart asses!

 

[3460169]

"You're sexy beast"

"If you insist."

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That's one way to put it. LOL!

 

[troop231]

 

[voyagerd]

Yoda will be pleased...

 

[OptyCT]

Me: "I'm an excellent dancer"

Siri: "I found 5 strip clubs in your area."

😀

 

[Riviera122]

"What do you think of Apple?"
"I think differently."

 

[Drw389]

Do you know any jokes?
and
Can you Sing?

 

[troop231]

Do you know any jokes?
and
Can you Sing?

 

[Drw389]

When I asked her if she knew any good jokes she said, "Two iPhones walk into a bar...I forget the rest..."

 

[Dr Kevorkian94]

me: siri beam me up
siri: wifi or 3g
me: wifi
siri: i cannot find any 3g hotspots

next

Me: siri beam me up
Siri: energizing...

 

[mlad1101]

How much wood could a woodchuck chuck.