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So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..

MacsRgr8 said:
Eh.. mind you.... if the boner gets kinda soft again.... the target could instantly be you face.. (no correction tactics possible when shrunk!!):(
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Then it could become an exercise of skill and math.

One foot on the wall and "which angle to make this not messy?".
 
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MacsRgr8 said:
NT1440 said:
I don't have to worry about that ;)
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Then you either:

a) are filled up on Viagra
b) keep having fine sexual images in your mind
c) are Superman
d) maybe female.
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Hahahahaha lock in e eddie!
 
UniPleb said:
I read this sentence and thought 'he must be Scottish' then looked left on the profile and guess what: HE IS!

I must have giggled for at least 5 minutes! :D
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How does me pissing out my window define my nationality as Scottish..?! It's not something that is a regular occurrence in Scotland. Unless that's why it's so damn wet all the time.
 
Kilamite said:
How does me pissing out my window define my nationality as Scottish..?! It's not something that is a regular occurrence in Scotland. Unless that's why it's so damn wet all the time.
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in Scotland they piss Single Malt Scotch. And we silly Americans pay through the nose for it..
 
Kilamite said:
How does me pissing out my window define my nationality as Scottish..?! It's not something that is a regular occurrence in Scotland. Unless that's why it's so damn wet all the time.
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I don't really know. The thought just popped into my head. I was watching Billy Connolly earlier, maybe that had some influence.
 
UniPleb said:
I don't really know. The thought just popped into my head. I was watching Billy Connolly earlier, maybe that had some influence.
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Seriously, I remember learning something at school in some sort of historical context about shouts of "Gardez l'eau!" (pronounced gardy-loo) as residents of Edinburgh emptied their chamberpots out of the window of a morning. Charming custom, I thought. Maybe apocryphal, but the image of a red-bearded Scotsman in a nightshirt opening the leaded light and bellowing into the morning mist has been lodged in my imagination ever since.
 
I remember once recently trying to piss while I was as stiff as a diving board one day at work after admiring a hot new co worker, had to drop a deuce too so I sat down to kill two flies with one stone then suddenly my leg started falling asleep I felt it tingling.

I adjusted it and it kept falling asleep so I reached down attempting to wake it up then my hand started falling asleep. Turns out it wasn't falling asleep I was pissing on my leg THEN on my hand and the toughest part was when I tried to get up off the seat my wong was wedged between the seat and the bowl surprised by all this I almost bent it very sharply for a moment while trying to figure out the trap I was in.

There was slight discomfort but it survived the ordeal intact.
 
Ttownbeast said:
I remember once recently trying to piss while I was as stiff as a diving board one day at work after admiring a hot new co worker, had to drop a deuce too so I sat down to kill two flies with one stone then suddenly my leg started falling asleep I felt it tingling.

I adjusted it and it kept falling asleep so I reached down attempting to wake it up then my hand started falling asleep. Turns out it wasn't falling asleep I was pissing on my leg THEN on my hand and the toughest part was when I tried to get up off the seat my wong was wedged between the seat and the bowl surprised by all this I almost bent it very sharply for a moment while trying to figure out the trap I was in.

There was slight discomfort but it survived the ordeal intact.
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Hahaha, brilliant story! Reminds me of the guy who had the massive accident out both ends in a restaurant toilet.
 
Kilamite said:
I was pretty hungover.. it was 10am and I had woken up needing the toilet. Needles to say, I had checked that no one was around as I walked to the toilet in my boxers with how can I say it lightly.. morning glory. Being rough and just wanting to pee and get back to bed, I just didn't really care.

So, unknown to me, my flatmate's girlfriend was in the bath. The bathroom door doesn't have the best lock in the world.. it's a snip one and you have to pull the door in a little bit to get it to slide all the way across.

I stumble up to the door in my boxers with an erection and pull the door open, and walked inside to see my flatmate's bird in the bath. I'm sure for a split second.. she thought I was going to rape her or something! She screamed, I panicked and just kind of stood there, and next thing my flatmate is coming out of his room wondering what on earth I'm doing!

Rather embarrassing moment to start the day to day, and there's still a feeling of awkwardness!
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Okay thats just freaking hysterical. :D
 
I never thought I'd want a roommate, but now that I know what I've been missing when hungover at 10:00 am, I am reconsidering my decision.
 
Unlucky mate. Just one of them times when all you can do is just say, "Whoops. Sorry about that."

Or maybe "Oh fckunig Hell. Not again!"
 
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