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So, I walked in on my flatmate's girlfriend having a bath..

IndustrialSpace said:
If I were you, I would go see a priest for confession this Saturday. This is not something you want hanging over your head when it comes time to enter heaven.

I hope you aplogized to both her and your roommate as well.
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WTF?
 
His god doesn't want him to see exposed boobies (OMG, Steve Jobs IS his god).
 
rdowns said:
Much obliged for the sit-down-boner-pee idea. Worked like a charm this morning. I don't know why I never thought of it before since I sit to pee if I wake up in the middle of the night so I don't have to turn on any lights.
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Remember, when you tuck under the seat, be sure to lean forward so you don't pee out between the seat and the bowl. Nothing worse than standing up to soaked boxers.
 
Zombie Acorn said:
Good Christians don't get erections.
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:D:D:D That's funny. I must not be a good Christian then.;)
Damn Puritans ruined Christianity for the rest of us. They go against God's Prime Directive to mankind. "Be fruitful and multiply and fill the earth and subdue it."
The bible is full of sexual encounters. Damn puritans choose to ignore those.:mad: Read the Songs of Solomon chapter 4. Solomon is describing *shock* a naked woman.:eek: Take that @#$%&^ puritans repressing REAL Christians with their ideals, not God's.:mad:
 
Sorry. I just get all worked up anytime someone tries to impose their personal ideals on others. I've got a short fuse...er... temper. Saying short fuse could be misconstrued in a thread like this.;)
 
Mousse said:
Sorry. I just get all worked up anytime someone tries to impose their personal ideals on others. I've got a short fuse...er... temper. Saying short fuse could be misconstrued in a thread like this.;)
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Short fuse, eh?

Maybe it's because you were in the pool.

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i think that's hilarious.

ackward, but hey, just be honest and make a joke out of it. will put everyone at ease.

so many things could have been said when you were standing to make it even more ackward:

"Wow...they do look like i've imagined!"

looking down at your woody, look at her, shrug your shoulders, "Dang! this is just how my dream starts!"

"now that's the way to start a day!"

:)

lol great story...
 
Keebler said:
i think that's hilarious.

ackward, but hey, just be honest and make a joke out of it. will put everyone at ease.

so many things could have been said when you were standing to make it even more ackward:

"Wow...they do look like i've imagined!"
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lol i think shed be more creeped out if he said that!
 
Keebler said:
looking down at your woody, look at her, shrug your shoulders, "Dang! this is just how my dream starts!"
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That's my favourite one.. I'll need to remember to use that in any similar situations!
 
MacDawg said:
I can't believe we were released without a camera
I mean c'mon, how hard would it have been to add a camera to us?
Everyone knows it is was a part of our original design
If I had known I wasn't going to have a camera I would have waited on revision 2
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This made me lol. 2nd line down i started to get it lol
 
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