That is all very interesting but nobody here gives a damn what you do in the privacy of your own home. I suggest that you open up a facebook account so you can bore people who want to listen with all of the intimate details of your life. Honestly, you sound like you are doing the stereotypical troll about Apple users. Give it up already. It is an old and tired troll and completely irrelevant.
Just about everyone and their dog has an iPhone these days and a lot of people from various walks of life bought an iPad. This is an Apple technology rumour site but I understand that there is a separate section where you can entertain people with all of your theories regarding product ownership and sexuality. You are boring me.
Should I start talking about what type of girls I like and how I theorize that other iPhone owners have similar preferences? I like blond and asian girls with cute faces. Do you see how idiotic that sounds now? I'm treating you as an equal by showing the same amount of indifference as I would to anyone trying to link product ownership with something else be it political, food or sexual preferences.