Lol, we should just set up support answers for each other. Have a giant spinning wheel of:
"Backordered, we'll let you know when it ships - it's a priority!"
"Oh, high volume - it'll be 6 weeks - it's a priority!"
"Your model was so rare, maybe in 4 weeks - it's a priority!"
"We're trying our best to get you your order - it's a priority."
"Definitely 9/22-9/30, unless it's later - it's a priority."
"F You. - it's a priority"
"F You and the horse you rode in on. Thanks! (oh, and - it's a priority)"
There aren't any unique answers, and it doesn't seem like any tracking info went out to any of us long-suffering customers either...
