I woke up with my wallet spread open like it was on its honeymoon; now it's sullen and complaining about a "bad headache."
This was a worst-case scenario update for me. Worst keyboard, worst specs, worst price. All I wanted was a 16/256 laptop that wouldn't break the bank and could handle my workload for the next 5-6 years. I was resigned to just accepting usb-c and had foolishly assumed they would at least put a third one the right side of the computer. Couldn't even make one of the computer's worst features a little bit easier to stomach, could they?
And all for a price so high that you can't help but laugh. At 800 it's a decent buy. At 1000 it's too expensive, but maybe you pay it to stay in the ecosystem. At 1200 to start, and hitting MBP pricing for an acceptable configuration, it's a ****ing joke.
I hate windows laptops with a passion, really and truly, but I'm now going to start doing my research to see what $1000-1200 will get me over on the rougher side of town. Might be time to take a break from Apple for a while and hope that they get their **** together in 3-5 years.