Ah....probably just the night custodian bumped into an important computer at Apple and pressed the wrong key...
Probably the same guy that did maintenance on our fire prevention system a week ago. When I got into the server room, that freaking idiot had installed his laptop ON TOP of the keyboard of one of the server consoles (and NO, he wasn't supposed to be in there alone in the first place...)
Anyway - back to the topic: I WANT A NEW MBP!