I know – great isn't it? The best thing is, when our windfall was announced on Soccer AM the guest fans in the studio were from Sc*nthorpe United, and they had to smile and applaud nicely as they wacthed their arch rivals get the cash. 😀
It's also good news for clubs further down the leagues, as we're likely to blow the lot on ineffectual lower-league failures. Redistributing the wealth and all that.
Also, I don't know if you're aware but club chairmen and managers have been making daft pledges that they'll fulfil if the manage to raise over a certain sum through the promotion – for example, one chairman has pledged that he will don the mascot's suit for a game if they raise X amount of cash. Our manager Phil Brown pledged to pose naked in the club magazine if we raised over £100,000, so we're now going to see how much of his body actually is covered in fake tan. 😀
Well I was gonna say you don't want to go the same way Brighton did with Colin Kazam-Richards, but if what you say is right, it looks like you just might...
And of course some players that
we're good, just Hull made them ****...
again...
😛. Oh wait, he cost Hull £350,000, couldn't afford him again. Good deal we got, he helped with promotion and got £350,000 for a player we got for free. Don't mind if I do. Where is ole Bridgy now? Was talk of him going out on loan at one point... We'll take him back, on a free of course... Hehe,
😀
Quality. Our chairman has said he'll shave his head if we raise more than £75,000, so far we have £457. I think his bonnet might just be safe.
<The Queen + Terry Henry>
Yeah, some of the things you have to do when your The Queen eh, rough with the smooth and all that. Can't choose all the jobs. Also, in the papers today on the same matter:
The Papers said:
The Queen was introduced to Arsenal's players on Thursday by Thierry Henry - and the monarch informed him: "You have a very international side".
Even the queen is onto the Goonars! It must have been a Pompous 'Hey Queeny, how do you say Vaa Vaa Voom?'