I think we all hate you too much right now.
FYI, on a side-note, I called Apple to ask them about a specific policy that might be relevant to some of us.
Basically, my extra Watch bands I ordered for me/the wifey have already shipped and will be here tomorrow. The 14-day return policy isn't potentially long enough since I don't have any Watches to try them on! The Apple rep notated my account to this effect, so it shouldn't be an issue for me to exchange/return the bands if we don't like them once we can actually try them out on an actual Watch!
So if you're in a similar situation waiting for your Leather Loop or whichever model Apple hasn't shipped yet - give Apple a call about the band 14-day return should you have extra bands that shipped or are in-hand already.