I'm pretty much done with Apple at this point. Frankly, the best news I could hear would be Tim Cook taking his $85 million in bonuses, retiring early and handing the reins to someone who give a **** about the company, its products and its user base – not just the level of stock, profit margins and shareholders' returns. He talks good talk, but I've seen nothing of real interest from the company that wasn't on Jobs' to-do list. Now that list has run out, it seems no-one at Apple has any good ideas any more, except bigger emojis and this touch-bar thing.
No new iMac, no new Mac pro, no new Mac mini, no new monitors (ever), no new Airport, no new accessories... what do the thousands of people at Apple actually do!? Just count the money?
It's Count de Monet, de Monet! Sorry, trying to bring some levity to an otherwise abysmal situation.