I don't think I could do this even for money because it's incredibly pathetic in the extreme and I wouldn't want to be associated with it.
One of the only militant anti Apple people I have ever met was at a party a couple of years ago and I found by not being bothered meant they looked like a total idiot in front of everyone. A bit like the sad bloke described by the OP.
One of the only militant anti Apple people I have ever met was at a party a couple of years ago and I found by not being bothered meant they looked like a total idiot in front of everyone. A bit like the sad bloke described by the OP.