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I don't think I could do this even for money because it's incredibly pathetic in the extreme and I wouldn't want to be associated with it.

One of the only militant anti Apple people I have ever met was at a party a couple of years ago and I found by not being bothered meant they looked like a total idiot in front of everyone. A bit like the sad bloke described by the OP. :)
 
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